Wednesday, 7 October 2015

#44 Girl in Gold Boots (1969) (Colin)


Cast: Jody Daniels, Leslie McRae, Tom Pace, Mark Herron
Director: Ted V. Mikels
Genre: Crime, Drama, Music, Romance
When I heard the plot for the next movie on our list, I got an overwhelming sense of déjà vu.
When I heard the plot for the next movie on our list, I got an overwhelming sense of déjà vu.
The next movie in our list is about a girl who flees to LA in pursuit of her dream to become a dancer. She manages to get a spot in a popular LA dance show, but discovers that in LA, not everyone can be trusted and that betrayal and danger are never far away…..
I had to do a quick double take and re-check, because this plot sounds suspiciously like our #49(a) movie, Showgirls, (see my blog here). Had we listed the same movie twice? Was there a duplication? I got an overwhelming sense of déjà vu.
As it turned out we hadn’t made a mistake. The next movie on our list was Girl in Gold Boots and was actually made in 1969; a good 30 years before Showgirls. But it can not be denied, the plots are very similar, so the question was, is Girl in Gold Boots the 60’s equivalent of Showgirls? Or is it actually a good movie?
Michele, (Leslie McRae), works in a roadside café in the middle of nowhere with her alcoholic abusive father, (Victor Izay). When the café is empty, (which seems like all the time), she likes nothing more than to stick on some music and dance, (I say dance, flap her arms and move slightly is more accurate).
Strange little man and Simon Cowell trouser wearer, Buz, (Tom Pace), arrives at the café with intentions of robbing the place, (judging by the amount of customers, there must be at least $3 in the till), but when he stumbles upon Michele’s dancing he has an idea. He tells Michele that his sister works as a Go-Go dancer in LA and that he can get her a job dancing.
Michele weighs up whether to stay with her drunken father or run off with a strange little man and decides it’s a no brainer, (like Buz), and the 2 set off for LA.
En route they pick up a hitchhiker called Critter, (Jody Daniels), who carries a guitar and bursts into song at opportune moments. Tension mounts as both Buz and Critter like Michele and they both launch into a dick measuring contest throughout the journey.
When they finally get to LA, they go to the Haunted House, a Go-Go club where Buz’s sister, Joan, (Bara Byrnes), is the lead arm flapper. They meet up with club boss, Leo, (Mark Herron), where Michele gets a job as a dancer, Critter gets a job as a janitor and Buz gets a job as a drug pushing lacky.
This is when the trouble begins as Buz spirals from petty criminal to slightly bigger petty criminal. Joan develops a drug problem and is promptly demoted and replaced by Michele. And in the most chilling twist of all, Critter’s cleaning effectiveness is cast into doubt as he realises they are working in a hard water area.
Will Buz learn the error of his ways and go straight before it is too late? Will Michele follow Joan’s path from Go-Go to No-No? And will Critter’s order of urinal cakes arrive on time?
The Girl in Gold Boots appears to have been recorded on a chewed up VHS tape and both vision and sound are fuzzy, jerky and of a poor quality. This off course may have been due to the version I watched, (which was on YouTube), but I have since seen the MST3K version and it appears this is not a one-off.
There are some crazy edits throughout which cut scenes short and abruptly start the next scene. One famous bad edit can be seen on the MST3K version in which Buz ‘teleports’ into a chair next to Michele in a bar. This is very funny to watch and gives the scene a ‘Bewitched’ moment as Buz appears out of nowhere, twitches his nose and invites Darrin’s boss for dinner.
The bad quality of the picture may also explain why the Gold Boot dancers who appear throughout the movie are actually wearing silver boots. Maybe the tape was put through a boil wash in error and the gold has bled into the rest of the picture?
The bad quality of the picture would not explain McRae’s bad dancing and why everyone seems to think she’s the next big thing. She swings her hips and arms, bends her knees and squats a lot and apparently this is top quality dancing?!?! In that case during my festival years, when needing a no.2 and the toilets were, shall we say a little full, the manoeuvres I had to do to successfully have a poo would have got me into the Royal Ballet!
McRae’s bad dancing compliments Pace’s bad acting. It’s not totally bad, but is as cheesy as Cheddar Gorge. He tries to be this bad boy, but I’m sorry, pouring beer onto a biker’s bike seat, when he is not around, is not particularly James Dean is it? It’s even less convincing when he’s trying to be mean and moody whilst his trouser belt is around his nipples.
I do like Leo though and whilst his portrayal of a baddie does have a certain whiff of brie about it, it is done in a good, 60’s baddie TV show kind of way. In actual fact it reminds me of Columbo, (a show which I absolutely love), and in particular Jack Cassidy’s role as guest killer(s), (he was guest killer on 3 separate occasions). Herron grits his teeth in the same way, has the same mannerisms and an identical moustache. OK so Herron is a budget Cassidy, but good nonetheless. Anyway, I’ve taken up enough of your time talking about Cassidy, I’ll move on now.
Oh, just one more thing ma'am, I am aware that Cassidy only had a moustache in ‘Publish or Perish’ and ‘Now You See Him’, so there is no need to point this out in the comments section :)
I also like the soundtrack, which has a good 60’s garage band vibe to it. I particularly like the title song, (Girl in Gold Boots), which is played several times throughout and is pretty darn catchy. You will be humming it for days after!
So, is Girl in Gold Boots the 60’s equivalent of Showgirls? Or is it actually a good movie? The answer to both of those questions is yes!
If you’ve seen Showgirls then the outline of the story above must have seemed very familiar and for that reason it is difficult not to compare the two movies. The obvious similarities are there, the dancing, going to LA to dance and the sleaze, dirt and disaster this can bring. This is Showgirls, make no mistake, but a Disney version. This may have been cutting edge in the 60’s but due to de-sensitisation, it feels Showgirls-lite.
Make no mistake though, I like this movie on its own merits. I like the storyline, the soundtrack is good and the movie moves along at a nice pace and manages to hold onto the audience. Yes there are some unintentional funny moments, mainly caused by the bad edits, but this just adds to the enjoyment and charm.
So if you watched and liked Showgirls, then watch Girl in Gold Boots, I think you’ll like it. But even if you haven’t, watch it or at least the MST3K episode featuring this movie, (which is a very funny episode).
This is one of those movies that is actually quite good and does not deserve to be so high up on our list.
This is one of those movies that is actually quite good and does not deserve to be so high up on our list.
There’s that deja-vu again………..

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