We’ve had a lot of
problems recently finding movies, mainly due to the amount of foreign language
films we’ve come across, so the prospect of finding a copy of Turks in Space
didn’t fill me with hope. Eventually after weeks of searching and right at the point
of giving up, I found a video
online that unfortunately had no subtitles. However after finding a separate
subtitle file elsewhere we were finally set to watch our second Turkish movie
featuring Mehmet Ali Erbil (the first was Kelogan and the Black Prince – see here). Was all this effort worthwhile? What do you think?
Dunyayi Kurtaran Adamin Oglu (Mehmet Ali Erbil) is the son of the man who
saved the world, as he reminds you quite often throughout the movie. He leads a
Turkish space mission, which lost a crew member, Gokmen (Burak Hakki) in space
years ago when his support line was cut by a mysterious figure, and he is now
obsessed with finding him. Also on the mission are a ragtag crew of misfits,
including a robot with an autotune voice, an old lady cleaner, a dog and
various other unfunny characters. When the ship is raided by space pirates and
one of the female crew members is kidnapped, The Son must somehow defeat the
pirate Zaldabar (Mehmet Ali Erbil again), and rescue a space princess (Burcu
Kara) who is tangled up in this mess somehow too. Will The Son find Gokmen? Why
does Zaldabar look just like him? Can the Man Who saved the World save it again
(I’m honestly not sure what he’s supposed to save it from, but I’m damn sure it
needs saving!)? All these questions and more will be answered in my dreams.
Hang on….
Turks in Space is a
dull movie and now holds the title for the first movie on this list that I fell
asleep whilst watching it. Twice. Admittedly I was working nights, so was generally
pretty tired much of the time, but on my first attempt to watch it I
had already watched one movie that day without feeling the need to sleep, and
I’ve sat through a lot of movies now, bad or otherwise, in between waking and
working for over a year and I rarely have that problem. So I can be pretty sure
it’s the fault of Turks in Space that made me pass out.
A sequel to the
Turkish movie Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The
Man Who Saved the World AKA Turkish Star Wars since it steals so much footage
from that movie) Turks in
Space is supposed to be a comedy, and like I said in my Kelogan review, I find
it hard to judge a movies comedy on a language I don’t speak, so I may be
missing out on any subtle wordplay style jokes, and based in a culture I’m not
overly familiar with means I may be missing out on a lot of cultural
references.
However the jokes that
I did understand, were about as funny as the thought of President Donald Trump.
Mostly they seem either based on sex, toilet humour or the general incompetence
of the crew. There are also the predictable mistaking one brother for another
jokes that have been done so often by better writers, each one of them failing
to make them funny, that you wonder why writer Murat Boyacioglu thought he
could do any better. At one point they even verbally reiterate a visual joke
that happened seconds before just in case you missed it the first time. It’s
the movie equivalent of someone explaining back to you why your own joke was
funny.
Again, like with
Kelogan, I just found Mehmet Ail Erbil to be irritating, and not the charming
joker that he obviously sees himself as. To have him play two characters in
this was double the pain then. If an actor is talented or funny, this can work
well, unfortunately Erbil is more Linsay Lohan (to learn about one of her more awful times that she's played twins see here) than Mike Myers. The
rest of the cast are just forgettable, with no discernable acting talent or
comedy timing.
Visually it looks more
like a low budget rip-off of Galaxy Quest than of Star Wars or Star Trek. Of
course a comedy isn’t expected to wow with its visual finesse, even a sci-fi
one, however when a film just looks like a parody of a parody, you can’t help
but think the set designers just couldn’t be bothered to even try. The sets are
cheap and unimaginatively designed, the costumes look like they were made by an
amateur cosplayer who’s never actually seen Star Trek, but has had the
Starfleet uniforms described to them and thinks they can make one and the CGI just
reminds me when Red Dwarf started to use CGI instead of model effects, which
just made everything look less realistic
The only positive
thing I can say about this movie, is that it made me happy that we had to sub
the movie Yes Sir, as making someone watch three Mehmet Ali Erbil films in
their lifetime is a torture so foul that it would make the KGB throw up in disgust. This Spaceballs-up
is not so much Turkish Star Wars, more Turkish The Phantom Menace…
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